I pose a question to my read faithful readers who are in fact reading this right now....have you ever scratched your nose(the inside) or picked it, and to your horror and dismay find a sticky little blob of goooo stuck to your finger or hand? These little bastards are dangerous, esp. if they some how get stuck to your face without your knowledge. What are you supposed to do if you have a booger on your face and you don’t know about it? You can’t possibly check everytime you've got an itch to scratch or the urge to pick your nose. Sometimes there’s not even any gold in the mine when you go to harvest the goods, yet some how this otherwise "invisible" culprit hitches a ride on your finger and crawls up your arm all the way to you face and plants its nasty ass right on your upper lip.
Obviously you can expect to be accused of eating your boogers, how else do you explain a booger on your upper lip??? Nobody ever heard of a snotty sanchez.....This folks is a serious problem in the world today. Now.....I always use a kleenex when one is available because boogers to kleenex is like spandex to a large mexican woman's thighs on a hot taco day......but.......sometimes when you are driving home late at night, talking on the phone, or just having some sex, a tissue is just not readily avaiable! At least not until you get shot in the face.....I mean.......realistically that's the only time you need one, for sex that is..... well, sometimes you might need a whole towel but I’m getting off track here......
Long story short. I suppose we will have to continue to wipe those bastards off on the bottom of our shoes or continuously roll them around on our pants until they’ve picked up enough lint to break free and fly out the window of our speeding cars..... THE END.
Any thoughts???
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